I don't understand patient people...patience is not virtue, it is definitely a waste of time. I want instant gratification!
Things in my life that require patience, but PISS ME OFF:
Shoe shopping: No one carries my size...Sasquatch size....What pisses me off is that they claim to carry them... Can I try a size eleven? No problem, we can order those for you and ship them straight to your house even! - OK, if I wanted to buy online, I would have stayed home and done so... I wouldn't have had to put on pants. AND I want to try them on...because my fat ass feet need to try things on. I understand they can be returned... I am lazy and WON'T return them. I understand shipping is free... NONONNNONNNO... I have trouble with other clothing too, but don't want to discuss how my butt won't fit into jeans.
On the talk of my obese behind, why can't I lose weight TODAY. Ok, I understand it takes work, but if i work out for like a week and restrict my calories like that whole time, I should be GODDAMN DROPDEAD Gorgeous. I mean, how long do people have to deal with my cranky ass before I get to eat again?
Automated phone systems...if I have to wait thirty minutes EVERYTIME I call your company, hire more employees. I don't even feel snarky about this...that is just poor customer service and basically saying you don't want more business. Well, maybe you just don't want mine...I can understand that.
Side 'o the Road
2 hours ago