I don't understand patient people...patience is not virtue, it is definitely a waste of time. I want instant gratification!
Things in my life that require patience, but PISS ME OFF:
Shoe shopping: No one carries my size...Sasquatch size....What pisses me off is that they claim to carry them... Can I try a size eleven? No problem, we can order those for you and ship them straight to your house even! - OK, if I wanted to buy online, I would have stayed home and done so... I wouldn't have had to put on pants. AND I want to try them on...because my fat ass feet need to try things on. I understand they can be returned... I am lazy and WON'T return them. I understand shipping is free... NONONNNONNNO... I have trouble with other clothing too, but don't want to discuss how my butt won't fit into jeans.
On the talk of my obese behind, why can't I lose weight TODAY. Ok, I understand it takes work, but if i work out for like a week and restrict my calories like that whole time, I should be GODDAMN DROPDEAD Gorgeous. I mean, how long do people have to deal with my cranky ass before I get to eat again?
Automated phone systems...if I have to wait thirty minutes EVERYTIME I call your company, hire more employees. I don't even feel snarky about this...that is just poor customer service and basically saying you don't want more business. Well, maybe you just don't want mine...I can understand that.
6 hours ago