Wednesday, October 6, 2010

I guess I am a horrible person

Today, I was told that if you don't love Led Zeppelin, you are a horrible person.  I DO NOT love Zeppelin.  I am okay with being a horrible person. 

Reasons to not believe that Led Zeppelin is the best band of all time:

1. Robert Plant - Sorry, but his vocals suck.  Technically, he is fine,  but he has no force.

2. Jimmy Page riffs - Sometimes they sound like a creaky door and that is really irritating to me.  People complain about nails on chalk boards, which I dont understand, but I imagine they are feeling the say I feel when I hear Jimmy Page live solos...

3. John Bonham solos - good, solid player, but 20 minute solos?  come on!  BORING!!!

4.  Songs like "Dyer Maker" and "The Rain Song" - enough said.

5.  Their songs are tttoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo llllllllllllllllloooooooooonggggggg!!!

6.  They are ridiculously overplayed.

7. They are overrated.  Yes, they are.  Believe me....they are.

8.  They are egotistical assholes.  I just dont like assholes...  Not musical ones anyway.


Allanna said...

I still think you're wonderful.

For reals.

Brooke said...

I think you are too Allanna, but you already knew that.