Aquarius Cocks

Astrology is so interesting to me. While I know it is all a bunch of hogwash, sometimes it seems so accurate.

Take a friend of mine and I...we will call him super sexy ninja assassin or SSNA. We are both the most ridiculous attention whores on the planet. A lot of our mannerisms and ways to deal with other earthlings are disturbingly similar.

Then we find out that we are both Aquariuses and were both born in the year of the cock (he is quite a few years younger than I am).

It is so crazy that we have so many similar personality traits and that we are both Aquarius Cocks.... We can't help being super awesome, perverse, overly intellectual, emotionally detached, loud, and the best lay ever...Blame it on the stars.