Eric Snider's rejected New Moon Screenplay

http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/my-rejected-new-moon-screenplay/

Hilarious really!

HAVE TO BUY A GUN

So, I have to buy a gun...that really sucks...I hope I don't have to use it.

BACK FROM SUMMER HELL

I am back from an excrutiating summer and ready to move on to autumn...Fall really is my favorite season!

I L-O-V-E this

Slim in 6

I was up early yesterday and Kent left the TV on. I was sucked into infomercial land. I bought the Slim in 6 workout plan. I bought it after only 5 min of watching.

Another Blog...A Book

I am writing a book. If any of you are interested in following the progress and reading... (Please help me with advice)...check out my blog ileftmysanityiniraq.blogspot.com

It is my first non-technical hard core writing attempt

Ummmm...I hate the L word?

So, I think I might be falling for someone...and not just a little..I mean head over heels or really heels over head. Gross, huh? I hate to even admit it..but it is the truth.

Story of the week

I was sprayed with a dry chemical fire extinguisher....in the face...

I forgot I even had a blog!

Havent been on here forever...I should start blogging, but probably it makes no difference to anyone anyway.

I Feel Pretty

So, I have been in a slump lately and just felt frumpy dumpy...

I tried praying to whoever about it and readig different religious mumbo...didnt work.

I hadnt been able to find my blow dryer and after finding out that a dog had eaten it (not one of my dogs), I decided to buy a new one.

Who needs God when you can just buy a blowdryer? I feel like me again!!!!!

Edd is sick

My dog and love of my life, Mr. Edd, is sick. He is in the hospital and I dont know what to do. I think I may be homeless after I get the bill (I am not joking), but he is worth it.

I cant sleep. Life really sucks.

Radio Show

So in less than two weeks, Renae and I should be on the Radio. We are starting UI's F-word Live back up!

Blogging with Amanda

So my new blog with Amanda is finally started! Let me know if you want the link.

Twilight

I havent written in forever. I have been trying to figure out how I can portray my disgust for the new teen obsession Twilight. The problem with me complaining and critiqing this piece of crap saga is that I have not and will NEVER read it.

It is sexist, poorly written, and abusive. The red apple on the cover of the first book is a good representation of the relationships within. They are forbidden and for a reason. They are unhealthy.

Before I rant about things I have never even read, read this assessment of Twilight (Twilight sucks and not in a good way). I agree with it fully.

It doesn't even mention in the last book when Bella hides her bruises given to her by Edward as to not hurt his feelings.....