Joe Pa and Steven Tyler

– So, I feel for Joe Paterno. He gets the boot right before finding out he is dying and then he dies months later. He was a cute little old man too. I like little old people. They are like little dolls. My friend Dustin gives the best tribute: RIP Joe Paterno ..by RIP, he means Report Information on Pedophiles.

I listened to Steven Tyler's rendition of the star spangled banner today. Terrible, I agree, but give the guy a break. He is like 8,000 years old. Pretty good for a mummy.