Paranoid in Reverse: HAVE TO BUY A GUN

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

So, I have to buy a gun...that really sucks...I hope I don't have to use it.

Jennifer said...: what do you need a gun for?; September 1, 2009 at 7:43 PM
Brooke said...: I had a guy break inot my house twice in one night trying to sexually assault me.; September 2, 2009 at 12:05 PM
Allanna said...: Oh my flip!

Get a shotgun. And aim for the groin.
That'll learn him.

Also ... would it be unChristlike for me to hope he gets hit by a bus and tragically lose his ... um ... y'know?; September 15, 2009 at 3:33 PM