Thereis a Palin sign in my landlords yard....

Which by the way, is right in front of where I live.....


I think I am going to write Tina Fey in on my ballot

Puke and Spagettios and dieting

Who would have thunk that spagettios taste the same coming up as they did going down?

I havent been feeling well lately and I just threw up and guess what I had eaten...you guessed correctly spagettios...

So on to another subject: DIETING. I just realized how strange that subject must seem in a puke blog, but dont worry, my two thoughts were unrelated. I do not promote bulemia. I have known quite a few people with the disease, and I have seen its distructive ways.

Ok, off the soapbox and onto something less dull. I realized that I am fat people! Ok, I know you probably all noticed that I am overwieght before this moment, but I am behind the learning curve. And I love being lazy and eating like a pig....

So, my mirror, my jeans, and the scale are all pressuring me to be responsible in the one area that I usually avoid responsibility: my health.

No more excuses...yes I am accident prone, but I am healing from all my past craziness and I need to lose those extra pounds I gained.

But gaining weight is SO much more fun than losing it.

Ok, focus, focus, focus. See how I fight it? I dont even like to discuss a weight loss plan, let alone follow through with one.

HELP MY LOVELY PEEPS...HELP!!!

After note: after posting this blog, I noticed that puking and spagettios were capped, but dieting was lower case...I just thought it was interesting

Super Sexy Ninja Assassin

For those of you who dont know, I am a super sexy ninja assassin... Well I am at least super. I am working on the sexy part....the ninja part....and uh, the assassin part too. But, I am definately super. Got that down pat!

So what does a super sexy ninja assassin do you say....well, we already established that this super sexy ninja assassin doesn't really do the sexy stuff or the ninja assassin stuff. Basically, they are just cool. Everyone wants to be them. In my delusions of granduer, everyone wants to be me!

When I am drunk...I think I am rich!!!!

So, I realized that in the past, I was drunk I thought I was rich...And I didnt just think I was a random rich person, but I thought I was a classy rich person.

I mean classy people always buy the entire bar "pink pussies", "tie me to the bed posts", and "pink panty droppers" right? Isnt that class defined at its best?


So, in the places that said rich in this post, I had to change them from drunk to rich...does this have any significant meaning?

My obsession with criminals

Many of you probably dont know this, but I am obsessed with criminals. And I dont just prefer any criminal, I prefer the horrible murderers and rapists. When I was in Iraq, I spent way to much time reading about serial killers (hey it was real crime novels or romance novels...people should donate better reading to soldiers).

Now, don't get confused...I am not romantically intrigued by rapists/murderers. I promise I only write drug addicts in prison and I only date people who kill in self defense. I do have standards you know.

I just wonder what motivates them to do such horrible things? How does a person become so sick? Is it an impulse that they just can't control?

I mean I try to get myself to avoid checking out what my bowel movements look like, but darn it, I am intrigued...everyday, a different shape and a different shade. Does my compulsive bowel watching addiction make me liable to falling to the dark ways of Charles Manson? Do I need to learn to control my impulses? I had better just go turn myself in right now!!!

Organs, Organs, ORGANS!!!!!!

You have got to watch this. I thought it was awesome...btw...I always check athletic. Is that representative?

Renae would like this...

So, I have found this really cool blog that posts old photos. It really is quite interesting and a place to find interesting old photos to print out and put in your home....

www.shorpy.com The hundred year old Photo Blog

Check it out...it is pretty cool and you will no longer have to buy other peoples ancestors from antique stores to put on your wall....you can get them for free!

Way too Stressed!!!

So, I have been way too stressed out lately (as most of you are aware)... SO stressed that I have been plagued with nose bleeds.... uggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!

A Gift For All My Single Friends

The Boyfriend Pillow Only 19.95

Montage-A-Google: Inspired by my friends

So I found this montage a google thing online today. I am totally behind on the online stuff, so probably most of you (and definately Allanna) already know about it.

Go to it!

I basically wasted my whole day making one for all of my friends. In order to save space and all of your sanitys,I am only including the ones I found most interesting. If I didnt include yours, it meant that either you were boring, uninspiring, or I merely forgot your existence (Amy...just kidding).

We will start with me (Because I always find myself interesting):

Dang, I am sexy.....I did Paranoid in Reverse for fun too:

I thought it turned out super cool and I think I will add it as a permanent image somewhere on my blog.



My favorite friend one was Allanna's because her actual pic showed up in it:


I also really like Renae's because alot of red and floral stuff is prominent. It reminded me of her:

Bekah's evoked a lot of emotion for me; very fitting:



And I thought Jenny's was just beautiful (I will never forget my Oregon Babes!):