I went shopping with my friend Charlee yesterday.
We went to the classiest of joints, so of course, we started at Ross Dress For Less...
I looked in the mirror and I looked unmistakably like a transient. By the way, I am a very good looking transient.
I found out, surprisingly, that sequined jumpsuits may not be the best choice for the plump American woman... disappointing.
We were trying to find fabulous dresses for Charlee's Birthday Extravaganza this weekend...alas....this is what I found:
I vant to be alone
17 hours ago